The Week 4 Legendary Review
- Steven Stump
- Oct 3, 2024
- 3 min read
Let me begin this week by announcing a pretty blockbuster trade between Willies Duval No Limit and Seth’s Legion of the Dead Sea! Seth receives Nico Collins and Khalil Shakir and in exchange Willie receives Bijan Robinson and Michael Pittman. A fair trade don’t mind it at all…..but when a man gives you his word “oh I’ll go ahead and make that deal with you on Tuesday” then turns around and stabs you in the back like that…Seth what I need you to do is take that empty nutsack of yours, pull it up over that over grown clit and form your very real vagina and get ready to get fucked! I am coming for you sir! (First time someone’s been able to say that!) swish! Alright let’s get into the week 4 review!
Congratulations to our Week 4 King of the Ring Kris! Justin Fields and Kenneth Walker help lead Endgame to 150.28pts and boy did he need it cause this barn burner came down to the wire. With only Josh Allen by her side Pilar only needed her side piece to put up…idk like 100 fantasy points, unfortunately he did not and Team Ramon falls short with only SIXTY-NINE points. Seth 69 is when a…you know what I’ll tell you when you’re older.
Next up in what may have been one of the closest games of the year, decided by less than a point, It took a Monday night miracle from DK Metcalf but the Goonsquad picks up the W 120.76-119.84 and the Diamond Dawgs fall to 1-3. Dans been making moves though, brighter days are ahead.
Well it’s not always pretty but sometimes a win is a win! Quan and Third times a Charm pick up another one 92.52-81.54! LaPorta showed up for work, but losing Rashee for however long hurts no matter how deep the bench is. But good teams always find a way to win, even against scrub opponents.
Next up in a matchup between former league champions it was Steve and Kevin. And while the Bread Winners made it a little too close for comfort The Motorboaters cruised to victory on the back of Justice Hill 128.78-114.72. And Kevin…how fun is it having two T. Hill’s in your lineup, I’m sure that didn’t get confusing at all.
The CEO was back in business and he went to work! Jean and the Top Shottas with what, at this point, seems like just another day in the office putting up 143.2-92.04 and The Sliders keep sliding. It was a rough week for Breece but I know Trenton is a hands on owner, he’ll be down on that field talking his boys up! Talking them up a ladder of success!
Capping us off, Delvron and the 2 Live Crew finally showed up. Unfortunately it just wasn’t enough as Willie and No Limit put up 133.5-114.12. Leading the charge was a solid WR room with Pickens (16.3), Evans (23.4), and Nico (33.1). Definitely a disappointing outing for Delvron but tough matchups and you still had 114, you’ll be back in the spotlight soon.
That’s gonna wrap it up for week 4. I know this has been a bit of an expedited review, but it’s been one of those weeks. I’ll be back to form next week. Also next week we’ll take a look at the standings after the first trimester of the regular season! Best of luck to everyone going into the week 5 matchups, until next week.
…Seth you know I love ya
King of the Ring
Kris Endgame 150.28
Jean Top Shottas 143.2
Willie No Limit 133.5
Dum Dum of the Week
12- Pilar Team Ramon 69.1
11- Seth Legion of the Dead Sea 81.54
10- Trenton Duval Sliders 92.04
