The Week 5 Legendary Review

Coffee is on the pot, devices are charged, matchups are pulled up, let’s get up to speed on the league! Week 5 is in the books and we officially have one third of our regular season over with. Time flys when your players are on IR and the bye weeks keep rolling in. So let’s not McCaffrey this and keep you waiting, let’s

jump right back to it!

Well I guess the trade paid off…., let’s congratulate….AND THE NEWWWW…King! Of! The! Ring! Seth mutha flipping Reuuuuubennnssss!!!! And the Legion of the Dead Sea! Seth finally dropped anchor and let those nuts fall right on the reigning champ, Kris’, head! Lamar did his best captain Phillips on his way to 33 points and put the league on notice! He is da captain now!!! And any time both your running backs score less than your opposing kicker (Chase Mcgreasy with 16 points) it’s going to be a rough day!

Next up the LITTLE engine that could keeps on chugging as Pilar and Josh Allen continue their 4 month honeymoon! Not only does she open the line for you Dan but she opened that ass up for you too. The wait for Tee Higgins was worth it as he showed why Cincy has one of the best receiving duos in the league, with a 9/83/2 stat line and each reception was just another bead up the hole…then she played the COMMANDERS D/ST who put up 14pts and she just ripped the cord! Walk it off big guy, it’s 2024 no shamed in getting pegged!

Well…well…well…..PSA do your mock drafts folks!!!….Baggies (check), booties (check), collar (check), leash (check), yup that’s everything you need for a good old fashioned DOG WALKING!!! Quan (https://youtube.com/@mistersportssavvy?si=6BhgcSxu_GTcVeBS) out here Makin’ hoes wobble like a bridge in an earthquake, welcome to the WR 1 party UK Drizzy! 12/154/1 for 33.4 pts. Jordan Mason was disappointing but when you spot start Joe Flacco and he out scores Trevor Lawrence by 5 points and you got BTJ to counter any Trevor TDs, that’s how you start the season 5-1.

Every now and then you gotta let little brother win to keep there spirits up! All it took was 20 pts from D’Andre Swift (20) and Brock Bowers with 8/97/1 for 23.7 points to defeat a disheartening and banged up WR core of The Motorboaters. But Delvron and 2 Live Crew keep picking up wins as he continues his quest to finally reach the playoffs.

The Undefeated season continues as Jean the CEO was back in the office as usual. Remember that Tee Higgins statement earlier? Yeah, Ja’Marr said I got ya bruh…10 catches 193 yards 2 Touchdown’s!!! 41.3 points!!! Dropped the 40 burger on poor old Kevin. And the Bread Winners are looking like Dead Swimmers, cause those little fellas just ain’t gettin the job done.

We come to our last matchup of the week. It was Willie and Trenton, and when your a true Mahomo what do you do? You continue to rely on Patrick Mahomes even when he puts up 13 points a week…but when you play against Sam DarnOLd and he goes from putting up 30 to 4, 13 points will do the trick! Also playing the official week 5 Dum Dum of the week with only 93.46 is also nice. No Limit continues to enjoy the Mike Evans draft discount as he puts up another 20 plus point game, and the Vikings D/ST proving to be a team changer this season.

That’s it for week 5 folks! On to the next one!

King of the Ring

Seth Legion of the Dead Sea-144.62

Jean Top Shottas-137.54

Quan Third Times a Charm-135.66

Dum Dum of the Week

Trenton Duval Sliders-93.46

Dan Diamond Dawgs-98.58

Willie No Limit-105.74