Week 15 Legendary Review and Playoff Recap

Merry Christmas weekend everyone. While some of us were gifted with W's this week...well others...others got stuck sucking on two lumps of coal! Lets get into the break downs, first with the losers bracket. Starting with our lowest points matchup, it's no wonder these dum dums ended up here. Before I begin this recap I would like to introduce some new fantasy terminology...I hereby submit "The Gander"! We all know a Goose equals zero points...a big ol egg on the board, however a Gander is even worse, it's a goose with a dick! Those teams or players that got you negative points and really fucked you over....Ganders!

Well lets start with Dan and Del. Dans' team, who has put up big points at times this year, could have made DeNut Butter even with only 95.06 points as Delvron had a Goose in Tyreek on his lineup and 3 GANDERS!!! That's correct...this man had 3 players put up NEGATIVE points, for a grand total 60.58....the true definition of a Gander!

Our next game in the consolation bracket was Kevin and Quan for the second straight week in what was a much closer affair. Quan had big time players in Rashee Rice and Rachaad White and a solid output from Lamar. However Kevin left an injured Josh Jacobs in his lineup, and instead of moving Antonio Gibson in (he would have won by .6) or moving Jacobs to the IR and picking up Zamhyr White for the spot start, he decided to just take the L...not very Savvy! I think its safe to say Kevin can officialy change his team name to just "It Hurts"!

The last matchup in the consolation bracket was Jean and Pilar running it back one more time, and just like the previous week Team Ramon feasted on the soul of her opponent putting up 145.96 to The Top Shottas 94.3 . Like an anaconda being fed a baby goat...we could help but just stop and enjoy the carnage.

Now for the main event! On to the winners bracket. In our first matchup between Seth and Willie the word lackluster comes to mind as both teams were in the bottom three this week (77.06 and 82.16), however apparently the Shadow Wizards where to busy polishing there own staff to even put in players that where playing. Congratulations to Willie on finally winning his first playoff match despite a down week from DAKKKKK and Saquan. Now we look forward to our upcoming matchup in the semi-finals between Willie and Kris (who only put up 88.1 on his bye week) as bitter rivals face off again in what should be a very close matchup. Will there be gum on the bottom of Kris' shoe yet again or will DX put an end to the games.

And do you believe in miracles!!!??? Cory and the First Baptist Virginity Rocks crew shocked the world and pushed Trenton down his own slide to reign as king of the hill. Now you could blame 97.48 points on down games from DJ Moore and Zay Flowers, or the Rams putting the clamps on Sam Howell...or...or you could blame it on Trenton as he left 28.6 points on the bench with Sam LaPorta and his 3 TDs. But Corys team had yet another solid outing putting up 124.82 hitting triple digits for the 8th time this year. Now he gets to look forward to playing Steve and The Motorboaters led by CMC (who just finished off a bye week with a league high 160.52). Can young blood outlast seasoned experience, will the fairytale continue or will the former champ look towards another finals appearance?

King of the Ring!

1 The Motorboaters- 160.52

2 Team Ramon- 145.96

3 First Baptist Virginity Rocks- 124.82

Dum Dum of the Week

12 Duval Deez Nuts- 60.58

11 Shadow Wizards- 77.06

10 Duval Generation X- 82.16

Big Balla Shot Callas

1 Christian McCaffrey- 41.7

2 James Cook- 36.1

3 Jared Goff- 31.1

Best of luck to everyone and we will see who is in our championship matchup nect week. Also the consolation bracket matters you can have the worst record and not finish in last place...and trust me you dont want the Golden Gorilla sitting in your house for a year staring at you with dissapointment and shame!