Week 2 Legendary Review

Ladies and gentlemen…weeks like this…weeks like this are why we play fantasy football! Three different matchups all came down to the final 3 minutes of the Monday night game between the Eagles and the Falcons, and boy oh boy did it not disappoint! Week 2 was also devastating, as injuries litter the fantasy landscape. My damn bench looks like a bowl of alphabet soup! But the fantasy gods giveth and they taketh, whether your cuticles are recovering from the Monday night nail biter, or your rectums are recovering from being ramrodded, let’s lube up and slide into the reviews from week 2. (Sorry if it’s still a little sensitive)

First off let’s crown that King babyyyy! While it may have come at my expense, game respects game. Jean and the Top Shottas switched it to full auto this week, as he just dumped a clip with Alvin Kamara as he slipped his girl a (44) creepin through the back door. Follow that with 20.6 from Kittle and that’s all it took to sink the Motorboaters, as it was just Kyler and young Marvin bailing water out of a sinking ship. 138.7-114.04. Top Shottas move to 1st in the FOH division and the Motorboaters are in the waiting room of the physical therapists’ office.

Willie finally punched through that glass ceiling as Duval No Limit walked across the razors edge and pulled off their first win of the season! 20.1pts from JK all day bae bae and just a smooth 27.5 from Nico Collins. Heavy is the head that wears the crown for the week, I guess Joe Mixon and Tyreek were exhausted after the photo shoot..cause it was Trey McBride (18.7) and Brandon Aubrey (17), yeah the TE and K, leading the Bread Winners in points, and Kevin to that L!

Goddddddd dammmnnnn! It wasn’t Purdy but Delvron and the 2 Live Crew spread them cheeks and laid that pipe, and it wasn’t consensual cause Trenton just couldn’t slide away. Going into Monday night The Sliders were up 103.54-102.86 with Devonta Smith the only player left for the 2 Live Crew. Less than 1 point for a top 20 receiver on any given week and it was a lay up as expected, but Trenton just had to sit there and watch as he went 7-76 and a TD. 123.46-103.54 a solid supporting cast for Delvron, and a rough start for The Sliders.

Well folks these next three match-ups I’m going to lump together…but that’s because they all came down to 3 minutes of football. So going into Monday night we had: Daniel and the Diamond Dawgs (87.8) with Jalen Hurts and Dallas Goedert vs Seth’s Legion of the Dead Sea (101.28) with Bijan.

Coreys’ Goonsquad (71.46) with Saquon vs Team Ramon (84.36) with Kyle Pitts.

Lastly Quan and Third times a charm (112.16) with Drake London vs Kris’ Endgame (120.08) just watching the show!

Let’s jump to 6:47 left in the 4th…Philly drives, Hurts TD….Saquan gets a 2pt conversion that he shouldn’t have. Dan takes the lead over Seth. Corey takes a lead over Pilar. Kris is still beating Quan.

Following drive ATL goes 3 and out, Drake London gets a short catch,Bijan gets stuffed on 3rd and short, PHI gets the ball back. Dan is still beating Seth. Corey is still beating Pilar. Quan is now beating Kris 120.32-120.08.

With 5:38 left and the lead all Philly has to do is ground and pound for the win. Everything is going to plan, the Eagles get it down to 3&3 with 1:46 remaining on the ATL 10….they decide to pass on 3&3, Saquan drops what looked like a go ahead TD, they kick the field goal, Falcons ball. No lead changes on the fantasy side. With 1:39 left Seth needs 1 catch from Bijan. Pilar needs 3 yards from Pitts. Kris needs a Drake fumble.

First play of the drive. Kyle pitts 11 yard reception. Pilar takes the lead over Corey. A couple of a Darnell Mooney catches later followed up with a 5 yard snag from London and it’s still Quan by less than 2 points. 3rd and 5 for the lead. A Bijan TD and Seth wins, fumbles by Pitts or Drake and Corey and Kris win! The suspense is legit…...…and Drake London TOUCHDOWN! GGs Kris. Third times a Charm 129.56 to Endgame 120.08! Philly gets the ball back, 3 yards from Saquan gives Corey the win…aaaand Jalen Hurts INT!

Diamond Dawgs 118.42 to Legion of the Dead Sea 117.48. Team Ramon 89.36 to Goonsquads 89.06. Im exhausted!!!

Well that wraps up week 2! Don’t forget to put active players in your lineups…bye weeks are coming so get ready for that. And you all thought I forgot….ohhh Corey!?!? Congratulations on your first league award! Dum Dum of the Week! Keep not doing those mocks player! You just lost to a team who drafts based on how her players ass look! You must have done the same cause that squads looking like straight cheeks! Best of luck to everyone in week 3…Willie your team is one of the best I’ve seen I’m sure my handicap crew has no chance!

King of the Ring

1. Top Shottas- 138.6

2. Third Times a Charm- 129.56

3. 2 Live Crew- 123.46

Dum Dum of the Week

12. Goonsquad- 89.06

11. Team Ramon aka (Buns of Steele)- 89.36

10. Duval Sliders- 103.54

Big Balla Shot Callas

Alvin Kamara- 44pts Endgame

Devon Achane- 29.5pts 2 Live Crew

Marvin Harrison Jr.- 29pts The Motorboaters